Matthew to Kimber, "you crack me out Kimber".
Kimber to me, just after being encouraged to use his fork and not his hands to eat spaghetti, "mama, cookie monster doesn't use a fork, he only uses his hands".
Me: "Kimber, why do you have to keep standing on me"?
K: "Mama, Mauser (the dog/horse) is very big".
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Me: In my brain only of course, really, if there ever was a doubt who your Dad is, this last 5 seconds completely confirmed your paternity.
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