Dear

Dear Phlip-Phlop (the cat),

While I appreciate your loyalty/allegiance to out family.  Being greeted by dead birds, mice and other unidentified critters does not win you brownie points.  Want brownie points, throw a load of wash in the laundry.

Sincerely,

I have enough to do without finding a shovel to pick up your toys.


Dear Horizontal Spaces,

Seriously, how do you get so cluttered so fast.  Keep it up and this will be a house of hooks...and hooks only!

Sincerely,

Can't keep up


Dear Space Heaters,

I have developed an unhealthy codependence on you.  I love you, in the middle of the night I lay and listen to you breathe run.  I just wish you would quit sucking so much electricity!


Sincerely,

Warm and Broke